you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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