Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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