it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
You know, be my cock's hype man.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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