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(678): View more from Georgia

My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Milquetoast, coolest word ever.

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(419): View more from Ohio

your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy

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(757): View more from Virginia

seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with

(703): View more from Virginia

Well said.

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(204): View more from Manitoba

i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.

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(815): View more from Illinois

it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime

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...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.

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