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(502): View more from Kentucky

At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man

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(940): View more from Texas

it's like heaven, but drunker

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(317): View more from Indiana

Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.

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(308): View more from Nebraska

Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?

(1-308): View more from Nebraska

i hate being the asshole.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

Sad Megan is Sad

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Have you been drinking my beer?

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(917): View more from New York City

How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?

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(661): View more from California

Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.

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(512): View more from Texas

There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch

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