i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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