I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
Randomize
