She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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