Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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