so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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