did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Randomize