i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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