I look better un-naked...
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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