I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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