Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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