the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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