so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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