Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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