I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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