By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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