Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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