let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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