I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize