hell yes lets make some ravioli
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
He keeps bees of course he's weird
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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