yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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