sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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