I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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