New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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