You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
my poor anus
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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