i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
They have beer where we have blood.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
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