I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
Randomize
