Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Randomize
