I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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