Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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