i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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