Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I am available for nakedness
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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