And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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