just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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