theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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