I like my sex mixed with concussions.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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