I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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