i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
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