Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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