I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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