What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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