I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Randomize
