I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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