My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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