oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize