If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
we should paint friendship bongs
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