Dual....:-)
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Randomize
