The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
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