everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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