i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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